Thursday, November 24, 2005

No cut and run

As things go badly in Mesopotamia, those who have asked that America reconsider its adventures in the region have been met with a staunch promise that America doesn't "cut and run".

Welll... that's not always true. But *this* President doesn't cut and run and run, which led to the following announcement earlier today:

Now that the Iraq war has been won (three times at last count), Bush says the nation can finally return its attention to these un-won battles around the world, beginning with a planned midnight invasion of North Vietnam.

"America does not cut and run, but there have been times when our nation had to accept deferred victory," said Bush. "But the time has come to return to these places and complete our destiny, not to re-write history but to remake it."

The full hilarity can be found here.

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