He's also hilarious. Seriously, take an afternoon and go read the entire thing (possibly not work safe, he LOVES the word motherfucker, but seriously who doesn't).
For those too skeptical to cancel your dentist appointment and go read the entire blog right now, here's a taste:
Most of us aren't gonna commit capital crimes either but I can't be the only one who's figured out what my last meal on death row would be, right?
(Which, now that you ask, is a Family Size box of Kraft Macaroni and Cheese.)
Blog disclaimer: The makers of Kraft Macaroni and Cheese and its associated family of food products do not condone nor would they ever encourage capital crime. Kraft Macaroni and Cheese has never been convicted of a capital crime and should not be considered a possible agent of capital crime. And they certainly do not appreciate funny letters sent to them which may suggest an ad campaign centered around celebrity inmates and their desire to eat Kraft Macaroni and Cheese as their final meal. They really think that's stupid.