Wednesday, April 09, 2008

Things to do when you're really bored (and drunk)

Pay 40 bucks for a public records search on yourself, find every place you've ever lived where your name was on the lease, then look at those addresses with google maps, including street views.

I think this would be stalking.

But I did it to myself.

5 comments:

Steve Peterson said...

You stalksturbated!

Daniel M. Perez said...

You know, steve above said it best.

Larry Clapp said...

What you should really do is do the same to all your former roommates (especially Scott [superpower: Paranoia, usable on others]), and then mail them the results.

Chuck said...

I think that would cross the line from stalkurbation to just stalking though.

Though I will admit, in Scott's case it would be damn funny.

Chuck

Anonymous said...

Ha Yeah it would be ok in Scotts case. He has a tiny massive willy!

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